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Explore and Explain Koozie
Keep that can cool and look even cooler with the Blurry Photos Can Koozie! Show your lame friends at the cookout that you’re always up to explore the unexplained and explain the unexplored! Cast pretentious, condescending eyes upon your lame friends as they ask what the picture on it is and you explain it’s the winner of the 2013 Miss Cryptid Contest – Batsquatch! Watch with satisfaction as your beverage stays refreshingly frigid whilst the tepid, room-temperature beverage practically evaporates out of the hands of your friends who are lame. Shipping is included with each koozie you buy! Beat that heat, rule summer, and support your favorite podcast! Your friends are lame.
Can’t get enough of our sexy-ass voices? Hire us to record a personal message for you! We can record an acoustic high-five/middle finger for your grandma/horrible boss! Maybe you want a special message for yourself or someone you love done as Gef the Talking Mongoose, Divad, or Orson Wells. So Shall It Be! We will record 30 seconds of heartwarming joy or vitriolic tirade all for you!
We’ll contact you after you place the order and you can tell us exactly what you’d like us to record, to whom, etc. Then once we put it together, we’ll send you an mp3 file for your downloading pleasure!
The best part of waking up is mystery in your cup! That sounded better in our heads. But this mug will look great in your hands! Spice up your hot drinks with the Explore/Explain mug, complete with our motto and a silhouette of a Batsquatch. Sip in style with this 11oz. black matte mug with purple interior. Grab a cup of the unknown today! Again, sounded better in our heads.
Guns ‘n Rosebud
AAAHAHOOOAWWHAoohhoooo…yes. Sweet child… of mine. It’s everyone’s favorite Orson Wells-themed rock band, Guns ‘n Rosebud! Show off your devotion to this magnificent band with your very own GnR shirt. Rock out in a 100% cotton Gildan Unisex cut, or kick ass in a 100% heavy cotton Gildan Ladies cut (a fashionable custom contoured fit and 3/8″ neck and sleeve binding). And remember – it’s fermented… in the bottle. yes.
Too right, it’s everyone’s favorite naughty little mongoose, Gef! Show off in front of your mates or impress a cute bird with this cheeky critter. Available in a smashing slate blue, 100% ring spun cotton Gildan Unisex cut, or a cobra-pouncing heather purple, 100% ring spun cotton Gildan Ladies cut (a fashionable custom contoured fit and 3/8″ neck and sleeve binding). Shirt design by Lisa Brown (http://wertlesayshello.tumblr.com/)